Sex Tips For Zombies


There’s hope for you vitaphiliacs yet…
March 10, 2009, 12:20 am
Filed under: sex advice, zombie sightings

In my last post on vitaphilia, I stressed how difficult it is to find that special human who sees us as zombies and not as targets or unnaturally animated corpses.  Today I ran across a website which offered some tips for humans who wish to date zombies.  So have hope! There seem to be a growing number of humans out there who are intrigued rather than disgusted by the thought of dating zombies.

Despite the fact that all of your friends told you not to date a zombie because you’d only get hurt, you got yourself involved with a zombie anyway. For a longterm relationship to work, you’ll have to become a zombie. However, becoming a zombie is a big step. If you’re not ready to make that leap into the next life, just use these tips to have a brief fling.

-From How to date a zombie, on ehow.com.

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