Sex Tips For Zombies


Porn Reviews: Finally, porn I can relate to
March 17, 2009, 12:15 am
Filed under: activism, reviews

I was recently offered the opportunity to review the Re-Penetrator.  Long-time readers will note that this classic zombie porn has been on my blogroll for ages, but I never found a place to rent it from.  Well, now your wait is over: I have discovered videos on demand (“VOD“)from sextoy.com offers not only the Re-Penetrator, but also many other potentially exciting zombie pornography that I have never heard of before!  Zombie sex is truly becoming more and more acceptable.  It’s a very exciting time for this old activist.

If you search for “zombie” on the site, it comes up with over 10 selections.  Some of them are horror porn but not zombie porn, but I have done the hard work and came up with 4 other movies that have potential true zombie sex in them, based on the sample screenshots offered:

I was able to watch the Re-Penetrator in its entirety, since it is only 20 minutes long.  The other movies seem to be full-length, over an hour or so.  Look for reviews of other zombie porn to come in future blog posts.

The Re-Penetrator, although short, packs a lot of action and excitement in.  I cannot recommend this film more highly – it was everything I had imagined a real zombie porn would be, and more.  Remember, I came of age during a time when zombie sex was something no one ever mentioned.  I imagined that this zombie porn would gently brush aside the resolute social conventions, but no.  Instead, the Re-Penetrator smashes the wall of silence down with exuberance and a shameless sense of self-gratification.  Bravo, Burning Angel.  Bravo.

The plot is simple, but also deep.  A mad scientist (a human) brings to life our zombie heroine with his serum of undeath, specially formulated to instill in her a deep need for sex.  I find this very interesting: by placing a human in the role of opening the gateway to zombie sex, the movie symbolically locates the desire for zombie sex as a natural urge, just as natural as how we zombies are created – ie, from humans.

From then on, the movie gets right on with the hot, steamy action.  There is  plenty of blood to liven up the sex, something which I was pleasantly surprised to see.  Though bloody sex is a bit of a luxury for us zombies who must hunt out our own blood, it definitely helped make the sex even more exciting for me.  Joanna Angel is supurb as our zombie heroine, and Tommy Pistol makes for quite a dashingly tasty human.  The sex itself is largely human-centric, though that makes quite a lot of sense given that this is a groundbreaking film and I suspect Tommy Pistol is actually human, which does limits the options a bit.  Vitophiliacs, you’ll definitely enjoy this one, I think.

The best part, though, comes in the last few minutes of this film.  I won’t spoil it for you, but let me just say that the climax of the film is not (as it is in human porn) when the male ejaculates.  It’s something much better.  Watch it, you really won’t be disappointed!

One last note: the soundtrack to this porn is very original and largely punk and heavy metal, including the song “Fucking Zombies” by The Secretions.  I certainly appreciated that over the largely un-listenable music humans tend to play as background to their sex.

Anyway, you can browse their selection of DVDs and VOD here. Search for “zombie” or “undead”, and if you find movies I have missed, drop me a line!

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[…] Dead, which was 1 hr 40 minutes long, of which we watched about 20 minutes.  I will always have a fondness for the Re-Penetrator, but I am definitely excited at the explosion of new films in this […]

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