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Not only is there video, but there exist zombie porn stills. For instance:
I know that not everyone finds brains sexy, or rusty bathtubs, but just think about it. Easing yourself into the formaldehyde for a bath, feeling the soothing coolness after a long hot summer day. The brains bump gently into you whenever you move. Imagine stroking them, submerging yourself underneath the surface and looking up, your whole world nothing but brains, brains, and brains.
(I, unfortunately, am not as lucky as the zombie who took this shot. However, if anyone wishes to donate a brain to this fantasy, please send it along, by all means.)