Sex Tips For Zombies


Zombie Porn
July 11, 2009, 5:32 pm
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Not only is there video, but there exist zombie porn stills.  For instance:

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I know that not everyone finds brains sexy, or rusty bathtubs, but just think about it.  Easing yourself into the formaldehyde for a bath, feeling the soothing coolness after a long hot summer day.  The brains bump gently into you whenever you move.  Imagine stroking them, submerging yourself underneath the surface and looking up, your whole world nothing but brains, brains, and brains.

(I, unfortunately, am not as lucky as the zombie who took this shot.  However, if anyone wishes to donate a brain to this fantasy, please send it along, by all means.)

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For some reason the first thing I thought of was, “why are there little pale shriveled miniature hedgehogs in the bathtub? And who put them there?” My eyes clearly have rotted a bit too far.

Comment by Worrggh

Silly Worrggh, hedgehogs look like this: this.

Full-sized brains are far more nourishing than tiny little hedgehog brains, but at least being zombies, the spines won’t be a problem (except when you’re picking them out of your tongue for the next 30 minutes – please don’t ask me how I know, it’s not one of my smarter ideas for how to spice up a zombie sex life.)

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